Another for the list!

As you may know I have a running list of bathrooms both the good and the bad. (If you didn't, well you do now!)
I just can't help judging locations and there outhouse options and I fully confess that a place that skimps on the potty tends to get a fairly decent eye roll or two from me! Maybe it is a crappy things for me to do, but I just can't seem to help myself.

Anyway...

Just the other day I discovered a bathroom stall to add to the naughty list. I was in a desperate hurry and to make matters worse I was in need of the "right" stall. You know, the stall you hope to discreetly insult and depart from without your face being seen or at least to time your departure so you can pretend you are just as insulted by the one who would dare raise a stink in the potty room!

So I picked the one I thought was the "right" stall and and as I began to close the door and attempt to place my bag on the hook, too little too late  I discovered it was not a good stall at all! It was one of those "oops we need one more" kind of stalls. The one where things are kind of screwed into the wall scadywampus to make room for the toilet and you have to back in carefully trying not to take yourself out on the purse hook or toilet paper holder as you try to settle in to do your thing and where you skip the paper liner because the yoga pose required to reach it is not your current level of flexibility. Yep. It was one of "those" stalls.

Time (and bladder) putting the pressure on, I roll my eyes and navigate my way into position, tucked behind the metal garbage bin, partially resting on the toilet paper dispenser, nose to canvas with my purse with minimal damage done to myself or the stall. Hallelujah.

After I.... er...hem.....discreetly....and with frequent although well timed flushes if I do say so myself........complete business.......um.......and enjoy an almost intimate (as in if the  wall had lips we would have needed to go to dinner after) moment with the stall wall I make my escape.....witness free!

Needless to say that bathroom stall is SO on the list of uber unfriendly potties, particularly for the chunky dunker!